Today, I changed my name in my dad’s phone to ‘God’ and when he swore, I texted him saying “I HEARD THAT!”
He was like
I did this to one of my friends when she was black-out drunk.
She woke up to a load of texts saying how dissapointed God was in her and stuff like that [heck if I remember what I sent - I was also drunk!]
Totally doing this to someone.